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This may be the most well documented recorded attack before The Battle of Yonkers. One day in 2002 in the U.S. Virgin Islands a very badly decomposing zombie walked onto the beach. A small crowd soon formed around the infected individual keeping their distance. This crowd was not aware of the individual's condition. Soon Police Officers arrived and told the zombie to get on the ground. Obvioulsy this would not register. When the zed did not respond they repeated their order. Again no response. They fired two rounds into the zombies chest doing nothing. Suddenly a small boy ran out and poked the ghoul. The poor child was quickly grabbed and was being pulled to undead's mouth when a bystander calmly walked from the crowd, grabbed one of the Policeman's sidearms and quiclkly put a single round into the infected's head. Amazingly nobody was infected. Today this attack is as famous as the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot. T-Shirts are sold where the attack happened. There is even a tour of where it happened.
Oh my god, at first this text said there were 15 people, exploring a cave where 10 of them were eaten by zombies, then they became all scientists. Now, there is no cave anymore, just one zombie, getting poked by a boy, shot by 2 policemen twice.
And then, one cool man clears the situation just like Silvester Stalone would do, by shooting one bullet in the zombies head. This man is indeed a hero and extremely cool.
Furthermore, this historic event is not as famous as Loch Ness and Bogfoot, since the autor just made it up, desperatly trying to make it sound cool, but ending up in making it sound like shit.
This is one hell of a crappy text. How can u take this serious? There are 3 versions of this text in the history with COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CONTENT! I mean WTF?! Anyone could write anything then!
Ok, here's my story:
This may be the most well documented recorded attack before The Battle of Yonkers. One day in 2002 in the U.S. Virgin Islands a giant shitload of a monster appeared on the beach. It was huge, but not huge enought for 15 scientists, who were near the beach anyway.
10 of them were eaten, the other 5 called the cops, which shot ahelluvalot of bullits in dat zombie, damaging it not. But luckily, a man calmly stepped out of the crowd and quickly fired his rocketlauncher at the zombie, screamin: "You gotta have strenght and courage and whatever!!!"
The Zombie died and nobody saw the zombie rollin on the beach anymore in the future. T-Shirts are sold where the attack happened. There is even a tour of where it happened.